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Fun, fun, fun!1. Spock: Where’s that expensive engagement ring you had me buy for you?2. Spock: What have you done with my mother’s heirloom engagement ring??3. T’Pring: I dare you to hit my hand.4. Spock: Move your hand or I’ll break it. (or Move it or lose it.)5. Spock: ANOTHER manicure? You must think I’m made of money!6. T’Pring: Stop! Break this mirror and it’s 7 years of bad luck for you.Spock: With you, my whole life is bad luck!7. Spock: I’ve already taken out the garbage, mowed the lawn and washed the car. Now step aside while I practice my gong playing.8. Spock: Do that again, T’Pring, and it’s bonk, bonk, on the head for you!9. Spock: Oh yeah? Well, I think that dress make you look fat!10. Spock: What’s your boyfriend doing at our wedding??? T’Pring: The same thing your boyfriend is doing at our wedding!11. Spock: Yeah, I’ve been seeing someone on the side, and just like you, I plan to keep on seeing him after the wedding!12. T’Pring: Honestly, Spock! How can you prefer that doctor to me?Spock: How can you prefer that bat-earned goon to me???
13. T'Pring: Wait! You cannot marry Doctor McCoy!Spock: (Choose one)A) Step aside or I will use this mallet on your hand. B)Oh yeah? Just watch me! C) Sez who? D) What do you care? E) Oh, Stonn? Your property is in my way again!
T'Pring: Stop! It's my turn to turn the letters!
T'Pring (singing): "Stop, in the name of love, before you break my hand!"Spock (thinking): *Hmmm, catchy tune!*
T'Pring: Kroykah! My mother gave this to us! I will not permit you to smash it!
McCoy (off camera, thinking): *Ya think they could have at LEAST photoshopped me into this one!*
T'Pring: Wait! Don't break it! I can sell this on ebay!
Spock: ANOTHER manicure? You must think I’m made of money!*snort!*
I'm still snorting, but I'll play ...Spock: Oh please. Just give me a reason.orT'Pring: I never wanted a half-blood prince.Spock (after swinging): C'mon Leonard, I'm done here.
T'Pring: Stop! You must put on a blindfold before you hit the pinata!
Just one more nail in this poor midget's coffin...*Sniff*
T'Pring: 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4... Spock, this BBQ is not hot enough yet.
T'Pring: If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it.
Spock (thinking): I have two choices--strike the gong or T'Pring. Hmmm...
Lol--great job, everyone!Meanwhile, a special welcome to Julianna's Big Sister and Coyotero :)We'll have a winner up tomorrow . . .~Rose
T'Pring (singing): "Stop, in the name of Stonn, before you break my hand!"Spock (thinking): *Hmmm, catchy tune!*
Spock: But you told me to hang the gong here!
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Fun, fun, fun!
1. Spock: Where’s that expensive engagement ring you had me buy for you?
2. Spock: What have you done with my mother’s heirloom engagement ring??
3. T’Pring: I dare you to hit my hand.
4. Spock: Move your hand or I’ll break it. (or Move it or lose it.)
5. Spock: ANOTHER manicure? You must think I’m made of money!
6. T’Pring: Stop! Break this mirror and it’s 7 years of bad luck for you.
Spock: With you, my whole life is bad luck!
7. Spock: I’ve already taken out the garbage, mowed the lawn and washed the car. Now step aside while I practice my gong playing.
8. Spock: Do that again, T’Pring, and it’s bonk, bonk, on the head for you!
9. Spock: Oh yeah? Well, I think that dress make you look fat!
10. Spock: What’s your boyfriend doing at our wedding???
T’Pring: The same thing your boyfriend is doing at our wedding!
11. Spock: Yeah, I’ve been seeing someone on the side, and just like you, I plan to keep on seeing him after the wedding!
12. T’Pring: Honestly, Spock! How can you prefer that doctor to me?
Spock: How can you prefer that bat-earned goon to me???
13. T'Pring: Wait! You cannot marry Doctor McCoy!
Spock: (Choose one)
A) Step aside or I will use this mallet on your hand.
B)Oh yeah? Just watch me!
C) Sez who?
D) What do you care?
E) Oh, Stonn? Your property is in my way again!
T'Pring: Stop! It's my turn to turn the letters!
T'Pring (singing): "Stop, in the name of love, before you break my hand!"
Spock (thinking): *Hmmm, catchy tune!*
T'Pring: Kroykah! My mother gave this to us! I will not permit you to smash it!
McCoy (off camera, thinking): *Ya think they could have at LEAST photoshopped me into this one!*
T'Pring: Wait! Don't break it! I can sell this on ebay!
Spock: ANOTHER manicure? You must think I’m made of money!
*snort!*
I'm still snorting, but I'll play ...
Spock: Oh please. Just give me a reason.
or
T'Pring: I never wanted a half-blood prince.
Spock (after swinging): C'mon Leonard, I'm done here.
T'Pring: Stop! You must put on a blindfold before you hit the pinata!
Just one more nail in this poor midget's coffin...*Sniff*
T'Pring: 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4... Spock, this BBQ is not hot enough yet.
T'Pring: If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it.
Spock (thinking): I have two choices--strike the gong or T'Pring. Hmmm...
Lol--great job, everyone!
Meanwhile, a special welcome to Julianna's Big Sister and Coyotero :)
We'll have a winner up tomorrow . . .
~Rose
T'Pring (singing): "Stop, in the name of Stonn, before you break my hand!"
Spock (thinking): *Hmmm, catchy tune!*
Spock: But you told me to hang the gong here!
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